30 days before the Phillies’ pitchers and catchers report to spring training!
From a Scrubs episode last night, where the janitor is pretending to be German:
Doug: Hey, Klaus, I got a question for you: why is it in your country that Hamburg and Frankfurt have nothing to do with hamburgers and hot dogs?
Janitor: [In german voice] Why is your Lake Titicaca not filled with boobs and poop?
I saw this ad on TV last night and could not stop laughing. (Last night it was an ad for Porter Auto group.)