* Recently drove to London, but came home without his green, 4-door Mercedes.
* Purrs by making a “ULULULULU!” sound in his throat.
* Faces east while catching mice, i.e. preying toward Mecca.
* Leaves poop on top of cat litter, but eagerly buries weapons caches.
* After catching a mouse, he plays with it for several days, then videotapes himself biting its head off.
* Continually denies the dog’s right to exist.
* Complains to Amnesty International when you put a leash on him.
* Eats around the bacon-flavored pieces of his Meow Mix.
* Sharpens his claws on an American flag while chanting “Meow Meow Akbar!”.
* Poses for Reuters photographers.
* IS a Reuters photographer.
How about: they’re a cat?