High-larious

Subject: Good Riddance

Sir-

“British marine biologists have found what may be the oldest living animal — that is, until they killed it.”

Good. I don’t want some f***ing clam outliving me. That’s just ridiculous.

Sincerely,

[Name withheld]

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Quote of the Day

“History by apprising [citizens] of the past will enable them to judge of the future; it will avail them of the experience of other times and other nations; it will qualify them as judges of the actions and designs of men; it will enable them to know ambition under every disguise it may assume; and knowing it, to defeat its views.”

— Thomas Jefferson (Notes on the State of Virginia, Query 14, 1781)

Reference: Jefferson: Writings, Peterson ed., Library of America (274)

Quote of the Day

“History by apprising [citizens] of the past will enable them to judge of the future; it will avail them of the experience of other times and other nations; it will qualify them as judges of the actions and designs of men; it will enable them to know ambition under every disguise it may assume; and knowing it, to defeat its views.”

— Thomas Jefferson (Notes on the State of Virginia, Query 14, 1781)

Reference: Jefferson: Writings, Peterson ed., Library of America (274)