In the beginning, the earth was without form. So God sent in the Marines to kick it around and get some order. God then realized that the Marines would need something to kill, so he created life.
About everything you enjoy in life is only here because the Marines killed the right people. Thus, show your support to them by donating to Valour-IT in the name of the Marines and help them beat the other branches to their goal. You’ll help wounded troops get voice-activated laptops and prove once and for all which branch of the military is the best (it’s the Marines).
(And be sure to check out comment #8.)
Thank the Marines by giving in their name to project Valour-IT.