The phrase of the year: “No woman is illegal”

The Anchoress goes off“:

I liked “Don’t Taze Me Bro,” for 2007.

But 2008 is the year that “No Woman Is Illegal!”

I hope we see tee-shirts. That should become the punchline to almost every joke in the world:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his fly.
The bartender says to him, “hey, you’ve got a steering wheel coming out of your fly!”
The pirate says, “Arrrggh, aye, and it’s drivin’ me nuts! And NO WOMAN IS ILLEGAL!”

Knock, knock!
Sho’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
NO WOMAN IS ILLEGAL!

“No woman is illegal” is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard a pandering politician say. It makes as much sense as those jokes.

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