Another meme.

Answer the following questions — using just three words.

1. Where is your cell phone?
In my pocket

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
I am single.

3. Your hair?
Too darn long

4. Where is your father?
Three blocks away.

5. Cheesecake?
Not a fan.

6. Your favorite thing to do?
Read a book.

7. Your dream last night?
Didn’t have one.

8. Your favorite drink?
Cherry Coke Zero

9. Your dream car?
Big Chevy Tahoe

10. The room you’re in?
Dining/Living Room

11. George W. Bush?
Not a conservative.

12. Your fears?
Things that fly.

13. Nipple rings?
Should be yanked

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
All by myself

15. What you’re not good at?
Keeping my temper

16. Your best friends?
A weird bunch

17. One of your wish list items?
A second bathroom

18. Where did you grow up?
Three blocks away

19. The last thing you did?
Phoned a friend

20. What are you wearing?
Jeans, collared shirt

21. Tattoo on the lower back?
No way, Jose.

22. Ketchup?
Goes with everything.

23. Your computer?
Take it everywhere

24. Your life?
I lack one

25. Your mood?
Almost always even-keeled

26. Missing?
My old rosary

27. What are you thinking about right now?
Filling this out

28. Your car?
Over nine years

29. Your work?
About to change

30. Your summer?
Pretty much identical

31. Your relationship status?
I love baseball

32. Your favorite color(s)
Red white blue

33. Last time you laughed?
An hour ago

34. Last time you cried?
Mind yo’ business

35. High school?
Best damn one

36. This quiz
A little weird

Hat Tip: Hube