Why I will always love Lenny Dykstra

The700Level.com – Philly Sports & Minutiae: Don’t Read This, Just Give Me Your Money Instead

“The Dude” during an interview on his new investment practice:

Host Bernard Goldberg: “Is it true you once said you don’t read books because they might hurt your batting eye?”

Lenny Dykstra: “Yeah. You got to rest your eyes, man, plus it makes you think too much.”

Goldberg: “Reading?”

Dykstra: “Too confusing.”

Goldberg: “Reading?”

Dykstra: “Yeah, I still don’t like to read.”

Goldberg: “And I’m supposed to follow your investing advice?”

Dykstra: “Only if you like money.”