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Jimmy James defends advertising:
Part of me thinks I need people to do this for me when I have facial hair:
I know I’ve run this on before, but it’s just so funny, as Beth explains the difference between pretty and cute, and a number of other terms:
Matthew’s convinced that there is an ant infestation in the breakroom:
Criminally underrated show. One of the best ever.
George F. Will – An 8-Letter Word for the Ultimate Sport – washingtonpost.com
Would that today’s subprime wizards of Wall Street had comparable mastery of the numbers important to their business. What Edmund Burke said of the study of law — that it sharpens the mind by narrowing it — might be true of baseball, too, but baseball people at least know what they are supposed to know. Long after he retired, Ted Williams ran into a former pitcher who said he once struck out Williams. “Slider low and away,” said Williams. “Old men forget,” said Shakespeare’s Henry V at Agincourt. Old baseball men don’t.
Washington was the setting for “Damn Yankees,” the most stirring drama since Shakespeare, who didn’t do musicals. Opening in 1955, it concerned a Senators fan who sold his soul to the devil in exchange for one terrific season as a Senators outfielder. This is supposedly a Faustian bargain, but such bargains are presumed to be bad. What is a mere soul when weighed against such a season?
Of course, there might be a gender difference here. As the philosopher Dave Barry has noted, “If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.”
Bill Veeck, who did more for America in one night than most of us do in a lifetime (the night in September 1937 he planted the ivy along Wrigley Field’s outfield walls), said that the great thing about baseball — aside from the fact that you do not need to be 7 feet wide or 7 feet tall in order to play it — is: Three strikes and you’re out, and the best lawyer can’t help you. Baseball, which provides satisfying finality and then does it again the next day, is a severe meritocracy that illustrates the axiom that there is very little difference between men but that difference makes a big difference.
I don’t think it’s an accident that vegetation dies or hibernates when it’s time for football, and comes back when it’s time for baseball. It’s nature’s way of telling us what truly inspires, what truly brings life, what’s cold and what’s warming.
It will be nice to finally hear the words “Play Ball!”