“Let’s talk about gas, because at this moment in history, it’s out of control.”

Creed Thoughts: Creed Thoughts

Let’s talk about gas, because at this moment in history, it’s out of control. Seriously. I’ve had bad gas for weeks now and I don’t know what to do about it. It’s terrible and I mean really awful. It smells a little like a mix between very wet cats and regurgitated corn chips. I don’t know what’s been causing it, but I need to find out because it’s making me sick.

Honestly, if I didn’t have to smell it myself, I’d be happy about it. Gas is a powerful weapon. You want some space to yourself? Unload a popper and those seats next to you clear out real fast. You want a day off of work? Start a little seat orchestra and you’ll be sent home in no time. I wish I were back in my twenties when I couldn’t smell anything because then I’d have some fun with these stinkbombs. Sadly, every time I let one go, I’m my own first victim.

You gotta love Creed.

Carrying Knives is now illegal in the UK

Remember how gun controllers mocked those defending the 2nd Amendment for arguing that if guns were ilegalized, people would just use knives instead? Well, knife violence in the United Kingdom is so bad that it’s now illegal for adults to carry knives in public:

Anyone aged 16 or over who carries a knife could be taken to court, under new guidelines for police.

The change follows a meeting between Gordon Brown, police and legal chiefs, to extend the “presumption of prosecution” in knife cases.

Remember when Britain used to be populated with men?