What will they do?

With the Yankees a near lock not to make the playoffs this year, what will Fox do without Derek Jeter to rhapsodize over? Will Tim McCarver be able to form sentences without the word “Jeter” in them?

Oh no, a thought just occurred to me: they might invite Jeter to be in the booth with them. What do you think the over/under is in games (or innings) before McCarver tries to shove his tongue down Jeter’s throat?