And I feel sad for getting it:
Nerd Has Most Obscure Crush Ever
JACKSONVILLE, FL—The unrequited nature of area nerd June Manzo’s crush on actor Peter Tuddenham, who provides the voice of piloting computer Slave on Blake’s 7, is only slightly more agonizing than the process of explanation she must put herself through every time her media obsession is discussed. “He has this slightly sinister but dynamic way of speaking on the show, particularly in the ‘Headhunter’ episode,” Manzo said, painstakingly describing Tuddenham to fellow science-fiction fan Bradley Preakniss. “When I hear his voice congratulating Avon on his ‘consummate skill,’ I just get shivers… Doesn’t that ring a bell? No? Not at all?” Manzo’s crush is surpassed in geekiness and obscurity only by that of Denver’s Demitri Ostrow, who has a long-harbored passion for author Neil Gaiman’s “fabulous” assistant Lorraine.
From The Onion, of course.
“The spirit of encroachment tends to consolidate the powers of all the departments in one, and thus to create whatever the form of government, a real despotism. A just estimate of that love of power, and proneness to abuse it, which predominates in the human heart is sufficient to satisfy us of the truth of this position.”
–George Washington, Farewell Address, 1796
That’s a good idea in so many ways, but this specifically refers to not allowing government to grow wildly as has happened in the so-called Garden State:
Think of it as our gift to the nation. Other states offer promising experiments in areas such as Medicaid, taxes, education and regulatory reform. In contrast, the People’s Republic of New Jersey offers America something truly unique: the perfect bad example.
As harmful as this has been for our own prosperity, our example could be invaluable for President-elect Obama. That’s especially true given that his team appears to be considering some of the same things that have long been popular in Trenton. For years, the solons in our state capital have operated on the assumption that you can have high taxes everywhere — on income, on property, on business — without suffering any consequences.
“It will not be denied that power is of an encroaching nature and that it ought to be effectually restrained from passing the limits assigned to it. After discriminating, therefore, in theory, the several classes of power, as they may in their nature be legislative, executive, or judiciary, the next and most difficult task is to provide some practical security for each, against the invasion of the others.”
–James Madison, Federalist No. 48, 1 February 1788
When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
“Religion and good morals are the only solid foundation of public liberty and happiness.”
–Samuel Adams, letter to John Trumbull, 16 October 1778